300 please

somebody give me 300. please.
nakakaadik. gusto ko na talaga mapanood. all the cool kids have watched it!!! yes, that doesn't include you jason lopez.

300. globe prepaid card.
300. share dapat ni cuyeg sa usb ni lau.
300. crushes. ayy, pinilit.

wala nakong maisip na 300. 300 ways to fail vidprod maybe? 300 ways to say, "i won't die before letting you know this." 300 parking slots in one area of MOA. 300 heartbeats a second when you sit next to me. *can't breathe, can't breathe...* 300 shots on a crazy debut celebration and you go home piss drunk. i'm-so-drunk-i'm-vommiting-my-intestines-out really. 300 sighs in the 15 minutes i see you from afar. 300 blinks for me to believe the 2.0 in cam handling. 300 tremors before i get over passing camera handling. 300 tears on a single episode of grey's anatomy, season 3. 300 daydreams about McSteamy.

McYummy.